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Which Linda Belcher Quote Are You?

Little King Trashmouth may rule the dumpster, but Linda is the queen of one-liners.

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  1. Which Belcher kid is your favorite?

    Tina
    Tina
    Gene
    Gene
    Louise
    Louise
  2. It's the weekend. Who are you hanging out with?

    Gayle
    Gayle
    The Kids
    The Kids
    Bobby
    Bobby
    Gretchen
    Gretchen
    Parents
    Parents
    No one. Mommy needs some alone time.
    No one. Mommy needs some alone time.
  3. What's your idea of a perfect date?

    Seaplane ride
    Seaplane ride
    Trivia Night
    Trivia Night
    Boat Club
    Boat Club
    Wine Train
    Wine Train
    Danciiiinnnngggg
    Danciiiinnnngggg
    Dinner theater
    Dinner theater
  4. Finally, what's the best Linda Belcher original song?

    Harry Truman
    Harry Truman
    The Thanksgiving Song
    The Thanksgiving Song
    The Diarrhea Song
    The Diarrhea Song
    Two People
    Two People
    The Kids Run the Restaurant
    The Kids Run the Restaurant
    Gravy Boat
    Gravy Boat

Which Linda Belcher Quote Are You?

You got: "Only strippers shave above the knee."
"Only strippers shave above the knee."
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You got: "Alriiiiiiight!"
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You got: "Hit him in his handsome groin!"
"Hit him in his handsome groin!"
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You got: "It's rated R for really boozy, starring me."
"It's rated R for really boozy, starring me."
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You got: "Mommy doesn't get drunk. She just has fun."
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You got: "Don't tell me not to have a crap attack! I'll have a crap attack anytime I want, now go to your room!"
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