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When he explained the two most important things in life.
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When he thought about a career change.
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When he discovered this method to avoid people.
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When he wallowed in his own insecurities.
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When he came to this conclusion about himself.
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When he discovered the world's greatest dilemma.
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When he championed the importance of a midday nap.
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When he complained about his infinite bad luck.
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When he preached the importance of a good lie.
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When he avoided confrontation at all costs.
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When he thought too much about what other people think.
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When he craved cheese — a lot of cheese.
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When he wished away his weirdness.
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When he lived with his regrets.
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When he realized he hasn't done anything productive.
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When he tried — and failed — to keep up with the youths.
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When he complained about the dark side of hope.
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When he didn't think highly of himself.
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When he realized things aren't really going according to plan.
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When he tried to look at the bright side.
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And when he summed up the human race in one simple sentence.
