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The Super Bowl Drinking Game That Will Make Your Liver Cringe

For everyone in need of yet another excuse to drink this Sunday. Warning: May lead to EXTREME DRUNKENNESS.

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1 Drink: Coin toss is heads

2 Drinks: Coin toss is tails

1 Drink: Someone mentions Whitney Houston's National Anthem.

1 Drink: When Jim Nantz says "Hello, friends."

3 Drinks: When someone says "deer antler spray."

2 Drinks: When Phil Simms mentions that he played in the Super Bowl

Finish Drink: If anyone mentions his sweet 80s work out video.

Shotgun Beer: A team scores a defensive touchdown.

1 Drink: Jim Harbaugh looks flabbergasted.

2 Drinks: The camera pans on sad Alex Smith acting sad.

Chug: Go Daddy commercial comes on.

3 Drinks: Anytime the term "HarBowl" is spoken.

1 Drink: Whenever Colin Kaepernick's tattoos are mentioned.

Finish Drink: If you're drinking the beer in the commercial.

Shotgun Beer: Beginning of the 4th quarter.

Shots: Any missed field goals.

2 Drinks: The camera focuses on the Harbaugh parents.

1 Drink: When the camera pans on Bourbon Street

Chug Tequila & Set Room On Fire: If Beyonce lip-synchs during the halftime show.