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    Posted on Nov 4, 2015

    25 Hilarious Tweets About Sweating That Everyone Can Relate To

    *throws away another white shirt*


    *on a date* [Me] So do u like...things? [Her] Are u OK? You look nervous [Sweat pouring down my face & staining my armpits] Im going to puke


    Am I allowed to take a second shower if Im sweating this much right after the first shower?


    That was a fun first date! Text me whenever u want to hang out again, i'll be staring at my phone and sweating until then


    Point to any area of my body and I'll bet I can sweat from there.


    It's normal to work up a sweat just trying to button your pants, right?


    Success is 90% perspiration, so if you see me sweating on a park bench eating cheese fries, I expect people to say "That guy's made it."


    I just saw a video of John Cena bench pressing like 1000 lbs and I'm over here sweating cuz im eatin a burrito


    Wow, must be annoying for people who don't wear backpacks in the summer to figure out how to get giant sweat stains on their backs!


    I'll never be a Cover Girl because Cover Girls don't sweat when they eat


    exercise tip: nobody can tell sweat from tears as they both stream down your face. remember to breathe, if you really still want to.


    i look super hot today (sweat is cascading down my face)


    Baby, I'm like a hard-boiled egg. Pale, round and sweaty


    Me [sweating profusely]: can u repeat the question please Interviewer: why do u want to work here? Me [after 10min pause]: I don't


    Just saw a woman working out & profusely sweating in a shirt I consider to be part of one of my top 5 night time outfits. Please pray.


    *showers too soon after the big game and keeps sweating through entire press conference*


    When in a verbal altercation at da club, keep arms at your side unless you're sure of your pit stain status. It can weaken your argument.


    The hot look for this season is a big patch of lower back sweat!


    If a genie granted me 3 wishes, all 3 of them would be to not look so sweaty in pictures.


    How to Kiss: 1)Sweat 2)Calm down 3)Ignore their laughing 4)Seriously relax 5)Miss & fall down 6)Run 7)Start a new life 8)You're Joey now


    If you sweat while you eat, it technically counts as working out.


    Took a nap and woke up in a pool of sweat. Which is the least popular of all pools to wake up in.


    I'm just gonna go ahead and assume that the girl who just passed me a note meant to call me "sweetie" and not "sweaty."


    Today I discovered I can eat an entire rotisserie chicken without breaking a sweat. Not literally of course. I definitely sweated a little.


    Sometimes I wish profusely sweating through your pits was a sign of intelligence.


    Why is the small of the back considered a "sensual area"? That's literally where all my sweat lives.

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