2.
When she decided to be a matchmaker:
3.
When she didn't even try:
4.
When she wasn't in the mood:
5.
When she flat-out lied:
6.
When she said "fuck your alarm":
7.
When she gave major shade:
8.
When she stopped giving a shit:
9.
When she shamed this player:
10.
When she grew tired of answering stupid questions:
11.
When she didn't find the joke funny:
12.
When she shut it down:
13.
When she decided to stop trying:
14.
When she murdered this Cleveland Browns fan:
15.
When she criticized this person's time management skills:
16.
When she made a math question into a vicious insult:
17.
When she refused to listen:
18.
When she deliberately mocked this Arby's lover:
19.
When she chose metaphorical death over family:
20.
When she grilled the American political system:
21.
And when she decided to sleep in.
