1. This headline:
2. This typical commute:
3. This morning ritual:
4. This domestic dispute:
5. This absolute truth:
6. This struggle from the '90s:
7. This perfectly petty payback:
8. This frustrating group of humans:
9. This situation at the checkout counter:
10. This annoying obligation:
11. This level of broke:
12. This existential question:
13. This daily/weekly/monthly tradition:
14. These honest traits:
15. This specific type of nostalgia:
16. This honest question:
17. And this practical use of math:
