18 Rules Of Attending A Sporting Event As An Adult

Get it together, people.

1. Don’t piss yourself.

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3. Don’t try to shove your middle finger up a player’s nose.

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4. Don’t do ANYTHING this guy is doing.

5. Don’t streak.

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6. Don’t fall asleep.

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7. Don’t play video games.

8. Don’t wear these boots.

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9. Don’t take your shirt off.

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10. Don’t wear Teletubby costumes.

11. Don’t bring weapons.

12. Don’t order 30 beers at once.

13. Don’t get a personalized jersey of Captain America.

14. Don’t be a dick.

15. Don’t drive this car to the game.

16. Don’t dress like a Heat fan.

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17. Never pass out while covered in vomit.

18. Always bring your glove to the game.

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