1. These ads for Stetson cologne.
2. His weird affinity for velvet jackets.
3. Just look at him dance!
4. Because he STILL can’t get over slipping to the sixth round.
Dude, you’ve won three Super Bowls! Stop crying about the stupid draft! I’m pretty sure it worked out for you.
6. And ran like this…
This might be the clumsiest shuttle run I’ve ever seen.