1. Because not all watermelons are created equal:
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2. Because not every birthday party comes with cake:
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3. Because seasons are never as magical as we anticipate:
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4. Because sometimes fortune cookies are bullshit:
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5. Because not everyone cares about your birthday:
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6. Because variety packs are lies:
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7. Because there is more than one Magic Mike:
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8. Because college isn't always the time of your life:
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9. Because this person exists:
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10. Because sometimes you don't want to go to the end of the rainbow:
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11. Because Taco Bell will occasionally crush your dreams:
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12. Because vending machines are dickheads:
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13. Because late-night TV isn't always what you're expecting:
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14. Because not all cheese lives up to its expectations:
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15. Because sharks aren't always that tough:
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16. Because detours don't always get you where you want to go:
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17. Because French toast doesn't always satisfy your appetite:
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18. Because Michael Jordan is a pretty common name:
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19. Because not all surprises are good:
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20. Because ice cream melts:
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21. And because Santa doesn't really exist:
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