1. He'd make sure all your most embarassing moments are documented.
2. Because he knows the importance of being young at heart.
3. And that mocking infants is perfectly okay.
4. He would tell you all of his greatest stories.
5. Because he has no problem spilling some of his Hollywood secrets.
6. He'd demonstrate how to be passionate about the important things in life.
7. And teach you how to make all your peers envious.
8. He'd also show you all his best dance moves.
9. Because he knows there is no problem in celebrating your own success.
10. He'd help you open your heart and mind to new relationships.
11. He's a distant relative of Abraham Lincoln.
Yeah, our new best friend is a third cousin, four times removed from Honest Abe.