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17 Reasons Clint Dempsey Will F*** S*** Up In Seattle

America's best goal scorer is coming home.

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This week, the Seattle Sounders announced the transfer of Clint Dempsey from Tottenham Hotspur, meaning the U.S. men's national team captain will be playing on American soil full-time. Many were surprised by the move, which Dempsey said was motivated by his desire to spend more time with his family and simply improve his quality of life. Some critics remain worried that Dempsey's play will suffer without the challenges of the Premier League, but, come on. That's not gonna happen. Here's why.

11. Let's not forget that a little over a year ago, he was fourth in goals in the best soccer league in the world.

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15. Who knows, maybe being back in the States will improve Deuce's rapping ability...

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*Hey Clint, if you read this I totally was kidding about the whole rapping thing. It's badass — like your sleeve. Man, I wish I was cool enough for a sleeve.

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