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Ranking The Jolliness Of 16 Sports Figures Dressed As Santa Claus

Whose suit fits the best?

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16. Bill Belichick.

Sports Illustrated

It feels wrong to see a Santa suit photoshopped on the NFL's most notorious curmudgeon. How do you measure the jolliness of a man who smiles once a year? You don't.

14. Santonio Holmes.

Holmes is a perpetual malcontent. He complains about everything on and off the field. He doesn't get the ball enough. He's always injured. He disagrees with coaches. He has the reputation of being a quarterback killer. Not exactly the kind of person that spreads cheer to everyone he meets.