16. Bill Belichick.
It feels wrong to see a Santa suit photoshopped on the NFL’s most notorious curmudgeon. How do you measure the jolliness of a man who smiles once a year? You don’t.
15. Kobe Bryant.
For someone with such a winning smile, it’s unfortunate that his competitive drive will never allow him to experience true joy.
14. Santonio Holmes.
Holmes is a perpetual malcontent. He complains about everything on and off the field. He doesn’t get the ball enough. He’s always injured. He disagrees with coaches. He has the reputation of being a quarterback killer. Not exactly the kind of person that spreads cheer to everyone he meets.
11. Tommy Lasorda.
Confused? Yes. Jolly? No.
7. Chris Anderson.
Nothing says Christmas like a tattooed former drug addict rocking stunner shades and a mohawk telling kids to rock on.
1. Babe Ruth.
Do I even have to explain?
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