Ranking The Jolliness Of 16 Sports Figures Dressed As Santa Claus

Whose suit fits the best?

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16. Bill Belichick.

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It feels wrong to see a Santa suit photoshopped on the NFL's most notorious curmudgeon. How do you measure the jolliness of a man who smiles once a year? You don't.

14. Santonio Holmes.

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Holmes is a perpetual malcontent. He complains about everything on and off the field. He doesn't get the ball enough. He's always injured. He disagrees with coaches. He has the reputation of being a quarterback killer. Not exactly the kind of person that spreads cheer to everyone he meets.

12. John Kruk.

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The Baseball Tonight analyst certainly has the size of jolly old Saint Nick, but his demeanor still leaves a bit to be desired. He does get bonus points for his flawless mullet from his playing days.

8. DeMarcus Cousins.

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Cousins has a reputation for being a bad boy on the court. He frequently has a scowl on his face and refuses to shake hands with other teams. However, watch this video of Cousins giving away a Christmas shopping spree and tell me he isn't jolly.

7. Chris Anderson.

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Nothing says Christmas like a tattooed former drug addict rocking stunner shades and a mohawk telling kids to rock on.