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How Stereotypically American Are You?

The land of the free and the home of the Big Mac.

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    Had bacon as part of multiple meals in a day?
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    Drank to embarrassing levels of excess?
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    Drank out of red Solo cups?
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    Been to a keg party?
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    Driven a truck or SUV?
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    Owned a truck or SUV?
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    Gotten into a bar fight?
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    Owned an article of clothing with the American flag on it?
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    Owned more than one article of clothing with the American flag on it?
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    Had a closet full of American flag gear?
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    Worn a denim jacket?
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    Thought "I'd look damn good in a denim jacket"?
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    Said "'Murica"?
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    Been to a country music concert?
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    Watched a NASCAR event?
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    Been to a NASCAR event?
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    Attended a Major League Baseball game?
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    Eaten a hot dog at a ball game?
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    Drank a Slurpie?
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    Eaten a T-bone steak?
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    Talked shit about the metric system?
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    Bought something in bulk?
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    Eaten fast food multiple times in a day?
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    Drowned in student loan debt?
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    Drank a Budweiser?
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    Drank far too many Budweisers on an American holiday?
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    Barbecued?
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    Voted for a reality show?
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    Tried to get on a reality show?
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    Had road rage?
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    Gotten a speeding ticket?
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    Gotten into an uninformed political argument?
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    Been to the Statue of Liberty?
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    Been to Mount Rushmore?
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    Given a stranger directions?
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    Lived in a McMansion?
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    Complained about President Bush?
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    Complained about President Obama?
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    Complained about people complaining about President Bush or Obama?
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    Signed up for a credit card at too young an age?
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    Spoken in a horrific British accent?
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    Hooked up with a foreigner solely because of their accent?
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    Only watched soccer during the World Cup?
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    Sung the national anthem at a bar?
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    Started a "U-S-A" chant?
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    Watched fireworks on the Fourth of July?
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    Set off fireworks on the Fourth of July?
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    Burned something down because of the fireworks you set off on the Fourth of July?
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    Acted like you knew all the words to Bruce Springsteen's "Born in the USA" but sang only the chorus?
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    Inexplicably gone crazy over a Journey song?
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    Fired a gun?
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    Gone hunting?
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    Gone fishing?
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    Gone camping?
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    Gone hiking?
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    Served in the military?
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    Sarcastically made fun of Canada?
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    Voted?
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    Given money to a homeless person?
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    Wished you lived in California?
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    Wished you lived in New York?
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    Wished you lived anywhere else?
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    Truly believed in the American dream?
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    Considered yourself a big Harrison Ford fan?
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    YouTubed Bill Pullman's speech in "Independence Day"?
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    Gotten choked up when Goose died in "Top Gun"?
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    Known how to properly fold an American flag?
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    Swelled with pride while watching "Rocky IV"?
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    Bought something from an infomercial?
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    Done something unspeakable in Las Vegas?
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    Rode a Harley-Davidson?
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    Owned a pair of Levi's jeans?
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    Spent five-plus hours on a Saturday watching Netflix?
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    Spent a 10-plus hours on a Saturday watching Netflix?
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    Had a crush on a cheerleader?
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    Been a cheerleader?
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    Owned cowboy boots?
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    Considered yourself a patriot?
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    Spent an unhealthy amount of time on the internet in one sitting?
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    Looked forward to the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition?
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    Looked forward to Shark Week?
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    Owned a skateboard?
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    Read "The Great Gatsby"?
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    Gotten inappropriately drunk at a work happy hour?
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    Been to a U.S. national park?
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    Been to three-plus U.S. national parks?
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    Hated communism?
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    Believed in conspiracy theories?
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    Had a disproportionately large ego?
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    Gone line dancing?
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    Gotten fired up for a saxophone solo?
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    Considered yourself very good at air guitar?
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    Fought over a parking space?
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    Enjoyed watching "Seinfeld"?
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    Considered "Die Hard" a Christmas movie?
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    Made an apple pie?
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    Hitchhiked?
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    Been to Disney World?
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    Eaten a Twinkie?
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    Enjoyed your freedom?
 
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