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How Stereotypically American Are You?

The land of the free and the home of the Big Mac.

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    Had bacon as part of multiple meals in a day?
    Drank to embarrassing levels of excess?
    Drank out of red Solo cups?
    Been to a keg party?
    Driven a truck or SUV?
    Owned a truck or SUV?
    Gotten into a bar fight?
    Owned an article of clothing with the American flag on it?
    Owned more than one article of clothing with the American flag on it?
    Had a closet full of American flag gear?
    Worn a denim jacket?
    Thought "I'd look damn good in a denim jacket"?
    Said "'Murica"?
    Been to a country music concert?
    Watched a NASCAR event?
    Been to a NASCAR event?
    Attended a Major League Baseball game?
    Eaten a hot dog at a ball game?
    Drank a Slurpie?
    Eaten a T-bone steak?
    Talked shit about the metric system?
    Bought something in bulk?
    Eaten fast food multiple times in a day?
    Drowned in student loan debt?
    Drank a Budweiser?
    Drank far too many Budweisers on an American holiday?
    Voted for a reality show?
    Tried to get on a reality show?
    Had road rage?
    Gotten a speeding ticket?
    Gotten into an uninformed political argument?
    Been to the Statue of Liberty?
    Been to Mount Rushmore?
    Given a stranger directions?
    Lived in a McMansion?
    Complained about President Bush?
    Complained about President Obama?
    Complained about people complaining about President Bush or Obama?
    Signed up for a credit card at too young an age?
    Spoken in a horrific British accent?
    Hooked up with a foreigner solely because of their accent?
    Only watched soccer during the World Cup?
    Sung the national anthem at a bar?
    Started a "U-S-A" chant?
    Watched fireworks on the Fourth of July?
    Set off fireworks on the Fourth of July?
    Burned something down because of the fireworks you set off on the Fourth of July?
    Acted like you knew all the words to Bruce Springsteen's "Born in the USA" but sang only the chorus?
    Inexplicably gone crazy over a Journey song?
    Fired a gun?
    Gone hunting?
    Gone fishing?
    Gone camping?
    Gone hiking?
    Served in the military?
    Sarcastically made fun of Canada?
    Given money to a homeless person?
    Wished you lived in California?
    Wished you lived in New York?
    Wished you lived anywhere else?
    Truly believed in the American dream?
    Considered yourself a big Harrison Ford fan?
    YouTubed Bill Pullman's speech in "Independence Day"?
    Gotten choked up when Goose died in "Top Gun"?
    Known how to properly fold an American flag?
    Swelled with pride while watching "Rocky IV"?
    Bought something from an infomercial?
    Done something unspeakable in Las Vegas?
    Rode a Harley-Davidson?
    Owned a pair of Levi's jeans?
    Spent five-plus hours on a Saturday watching Netflix?
    Spent a 10-plus hours on a Saturday watching Netflix?
    Had a crush on a cheerleader?
    Been a cheerleader?
    Owned cowboy boots?
    Considered yourself a patriot?
    Spent an unhealthy amount of time on the internet in one sitting?
    Looked forward to the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition?
    Looked forward to Shark Week?
    Owned a skateboard?
    Read "The Great Gatsby"?
    Gotten inappropriately drunk at a work happy hour?
    Been to a U.S. national park?
    Been to three-plus U.S. national parks?
    Hated communism?
    Believed in conspiracy theories?
    Had a disproportionately large ego?
    Gone line dancing?
    Gotten fired up for a saxophone solo?
    Considered yourself very good at air guitar?
    Fought over a parking space?
    Enjoyed watching "Seinfeld"?
    Considered "Die Hard" a Christmas movie?
    Made an apple pie?
    Been to Disney World?
    Eaten a Twinkie?
    Enjoyed your freedom?

How Stereotypically American Are You?

You're as American as Guy Fieri holding three cheeseburgers. You enjoy your freedom, but you're not gonna sing the "Star-Spangled Banner" while blackout drunk at a work happy hour.

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You're as American as Dale Earnhardt Jr.'s No. 8 Budweiser car. You're steady, passionate, and proud. You know the American dream is real because you're living it every day.

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You're as American as a scruffy, blue-jean-wearing Bruce Springsteen standing in front of Old Glory. You are America, and you'll fight anyone who says otherwise.

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You're as American as bald eagles, the stars and stripes, fireworks, and the Statue of Liberty. You're most likely related to John Wayne and George Washington. You probably started a "U-S-A" chant while you were still in the womb. You did your taxes on time, and you bleed Budweiser.
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