1. This old guilt:
2. This historic truth:
3. This blatant plagiarism:
4. This tale as old as time:
5. This slight oversight:
6. This reasonable stance on indulgences:
7. This real use of Donald Trump's real words:
8. This swerve:
9. This Russian grain salesman:
10. This reasonable reaction:
11. These holy Romans:
12. The real reason Caesar got stabbed:
13. This sign chivalry isn't dead:
14. This bit of gun fever:
15. This way of putting things in perspective:
16. This nagging thought:
17. This impulse:
18. This flaming hot take:
19. This unanswered question:
20. This ironclad alliance:
21. This poorly thought out belief:
22. This observation:
23. This selective memory:
24. And this realistic take on life:
