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43 Fictional Characters We Wish Were In The Olympics

*Katniss walks up to the podium*

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1. John Rambo

Movie or TV Show: Rambo: First Blood Part II Olympic Credentials: Deadly with a compound bow. Former Special Forces member in Vietnam. Anti-establishment. Suffers from serious PTSD. Reckless. Endless motivation for revenge.
TriStar Pictures

Movie or TV Show: Rambo: First Blood Part II

Olympic Credentials: Deadly with a compound bow. Former Special Forces member in Vietnam. Anti-establishment. Suffers from serious PTSD. Reckless. Endless motivation for revenge.

2. Katniss Everdeen

Movie or TV Show: The Hunger GamesOlympic Credentials: Won a tournament where children murder each other for entertainment purposes.
Lionsgate

Movie or TV Show: The Hunger Games

Olympic Credentials: Won a tournament where children murder each other for entertainment purposes.

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3. Bushwood Country Club Caddies

Movie or TV Show: CaddyshackOlympic Credentials: Permitted to swim at the Bushwood Country Club pool one day per year, between 1:00 and 1:15 p.m. Imagine what they could have done with more practice?
Warner Bros.

Movie or TV Show: Caddyshack

Olympic Credentials: Permitted to swim at the Bushwood Country Club pool one day per year, between 1:00 and 1:15 p.m. Imagine what they could have done with more practice?

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4. Billy Hoyle and Sidney Deane

Movie or TV Show: White Men Can't JumpOlympic Credentials: Champions of the 1992 Brotherhood 2-on-2 Tournament. Unique and highly combustible teammate dynamic. Hustlers. Would probably lose gold medal in a bet.
20th Century Fox

Movie or TV Show: White Men Can't Jump

Olympic Credentials: Champions of the 1992 Brotherhood 2-on-2 Tournament. Unique and highly combustible teammate dynamic. Hustlers. Would probably lose gold medal in a bet.

5. Jamal Wallace

Movie or TV Show: Finding ForresterOlympic Credentials: Star shooting guard at NYC's prestigious Mailor Academy. Fierce competitor. Great slasher who can score in bunches. Enjoys reading and writing in his free time. Once hit 50 straight free throws. Smarter than you.
Columbia Pictures

Movie or TV Show: Finding Forrester

Olympic Credentials: Star shooting guard at NYC's prestigious Mailor Academy. Fierce competitor. Great slasher who can score in bunches. Enjoys reading and writing in his free time. Once hit 50 straight free throws. Smarter than you.

6. John Tucker

Movie or TV Show: John Tucker Must DieOlympic Credentials: Everybody's All-American. Natural leader. The only known human to perform a front-flip dunk without the aid of a trampoline.
20th Century Fox

Movie or TV Show: John Tucker Must Die

Olympic Credentials: Everybody's All-American. Natural leader. The only known human to perform a front-flip dunk without the aid of a trampoline.

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7. Sack Lodge

New Line Cinema

Movie or TV Show: Wedding Crashers

Olympic Credentials: Strong bloodline. Complete maniac. Helluva hitter. All-around terrible person.

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8. Forrest Gump

Movie or TV Show: Forrest GumpOlympic Credentials: War hero. All-American kick returner at the University of Alabama. Once ran for 3 years, 2 months, 14 days, and 16 hours.
Paramount Pictures

Movie or TV Show: Forrest Gump

Olympic Credentials: War hero. All-American kick returner at the University of Alabama. Once ran for 3 years, 2 months, 14 days, and 16 hours.

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9. Lucas McNamara

Movie or TV Show: The SkullsOlympic Credentials: Captain of the four-time Ivy League Champion Yale crew team. Member of the Skull and Bones Society. Possesses the skills of a misspent youth.
Universal Pictures

Movie or TV Show: The Skulls

Olympic Credentials: Captain of the four-time Ivy League Champion Yale crew team. Member of the Skull and Bones Society. Possesses the skills of a misspent youth.

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10. Hoops McCann

Movie or TV Show: One Crazy SummerOlympic Credentials: Led a ragtag crew of misfits to a victory over a bunch of douches in a sailing tournament in Nantucket.
Warner Bros.

Movie or TV Show: One Crazy Summer

Olympic Credentials: Led a ragtag crew of misfits to a victory over a bunch of douches in a sailing tournament in Nantucket.

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11. Waco Kid

Movie or TV Show: Blazing SaddlesOlympic Credentials: He has a bit of an alcohol problem, but he has the best shot in the West, and he can ride a horse. I'm sure he can figure out the fencing, running, and swimming parts.
Warner Bros.

Movie or TV Show: Blazing Saddles

Olympic Credentials: He has a bit of an alcohol problem, but he has the best shot in the West, and he can ride a horse. I'm sure he can figure out the fencing, running, and swimming parts.

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12. Josh Baskin and Susan Lawrence

Movie or TV Show: BigOlympic Credentials: Excellent training facility. Jump with childlike excitement.
20th Century Fox

Movie or TV Show: Big

Olympic Credentials: Excellent training facility. Jump with childlike excitement.

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13. Danny McGrath

Universal Pictures / Via giphy.com

Movie or TV Show: Billy Madison

Olympic Credentials: Unstable. Takes the big shot when you need him.

14. Bob Lee Swagger

Movie of TV Show: ShooterOlympic Qualifications: Retired US Marine Corps Force Recon gunnery sergeant and scout sniper. Can kill from over a mile away. Fueled by vengeance.
Paramount

Movie of TV Show: Shooter

Olympic Qualifications: Retired US Marine Corps Force Recon gunnery sergeant and scout sniper. Can kill from over a mile away. Fueled by vengeance.

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15. Cole (Extreme Sports Punk)

Movie or TV Show: Harold and Kumar Go to White CastleOlympic Credentials: Poster boy for Mountain Dew. Once kayaked on top of the snack aisle in a convenience store.
New Line Cinema / Warner Bros.

Movie or TV Show: Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle

Olympic Credentials: Poster boy for Mountain Dew. Once kayaked on top of the snack aisle in a convenience store.

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16. Thornton Melon

Movie or TV Show: Back to SchoolOlympic Credentials: Only known man to complete the "Triple Lindy" and survive to tell the tale. Employed Kurt Vonnegut Jr. to write his English papers.
Orion Pictures

Movie or TV Show: Back to School

Olympic Credentials: Only known man to complete the "Triple Lindy" and survive to tell the tale. Employed Kurt Vonnegut Jr. to write his English papers.

17. Herman Blume

Movie or TV Show: RushmoreOlympic Credentials: Going through an existential crisis. Devil-may-care attitude might open him for riskier dives.
Buena Vista

Movie or TV Show: Rushmore

Olympic Credentials: Going through an existential crisis. Devil-may-care attitude might open him for riskier dives.

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18. Bernard 'Beanie' Campbell

Movie or TV Show: Old SchoolOlympic Credentials: Owns six Speaker Cities. Worth $3.5 million that the government knows about.
Dreamworks

Movie or TV Show: Old School

Olympic Credentials: Owns six Speaker Cities. Worth $3.5 million that the government knows about.

19. Frank Ricard

Movie or TV Show: Old SchoolOlympic Credentials: Has a car that isn't exactly "street legal." Dangerous alter ego. Virtuosic debater and lovely rhythmic gymnast.
DreamWorks

Movie or TV Show: Old School

Olympic Credentials: Has a car that isn't exactly "street legal." Dangerous alter ego. Virtuosic debater and lovely rhythmic gymnast.

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20. Fred Simmons

Movie or TV Show: Fist Foot WayOlympic Credentials: Fourth-degree black belt. Cuckold. Not Kenny Powers.
Paramount Vantage

Movie or TV Show: Fist Foot Way

Olympic Credentials: Fourth-degree black belt. Cuckold. Not Kenny Powers.

21. Daniel LaRusso

Movie or TV Show: Karate KidOlympic Credentials: Plays through pain. Unorthodox training regimen.
Columbia Pictures

Movie or TV Show: Karate Kid

Olympic Credentials: Plays through pain. Unorthodox training regimen.

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22. Lamar Latrell

Movie or TV Show: Revenge of the Nerds Olympic Qualifications: Distinguished member of the Lambda Lambda Lambda fraternity. Rapper. Hero.
20th Century Fox

Movie or TV Show: Revenge of the Nerds

Olympic Qualifications: Distinguished member of the Lambda Lambda Lambda fraternity. Rapper. Hero.

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23. Darcy Rhone

Movie or TV Show: Something BorrowedOlympic Qulaifications: Flawless wine drinking technique. Loose morals. Salt-N-Pepa fan.
Warner Bros.

Movie or TV Show: Something Borrowed

Olympic Qulaifications: Flawless wine drinking technique. Loose morals. Salt-N-Pepa fan.

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24. Viola Hastings

Movie or TV Show: She's the Man Olympic Qualifications: Master of disguise. Will do anything to get on the field. Determined. Better than her male counterparts.
Dreamworks

Movie or TV Show: She's the Man

Olympic Qualifications: Master of disguise. Will do anything to get on the field. Determined. Better than her male counterparts.

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25. Aaron Williams

Movie or TV Show: 7 Days in HellOlympic Qualifications: Brother of Venus and Serena Williams. Once had a threesome on the Wimbledon main court. Volatile, yet a once-in-a-generation talent.
HBO Films.

Movie or TV Show: 7 Days in Hell

Olympic Qualifications: Brother of Venus and Serena Williams. Once had a threesome on the Wimbledon main court. Volatile, yet a once-in-a-generation talent.

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26. Greg Focker

Universal Pictures

Movie or TV Show: Meet the Parents

Olympic Qualifications: Only has experience with pool volleyball, but showed a fierce competitive streak that would translate well in the pool.

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27. Pete "Maverick" Mitchell and Nick "Goose" Bradshaw

Movie or TV Show: Top Gun Olympic Qualifications: As dangerous as they come on the beach. Perfect combination of power and finesse.
Paramount Pictures

Movie or TV Show: Top Gun

Olympic Qualifications: As dangerous as they come on the beach. Perfect combination of power and finesse.

28. Tom "Iceman" Kazanski and Ron "Slider" Kerner

Movie or TV Show: Top Gun Olympic Qualifications: Look great with their shirts off.
Paramount Pictures

Movie or TV Show: Top Gun

Olympic Qualifications: Look great with their shirts off.

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29. Dave Stoller

Movie or TV Show: Breaking AwayOlympic Qualifications: Admirer of Italian culture. Slightly disillusioned.
20th Century Fox

Movie or TV Show: Breaking Away

Olympic Qualifications: Admirer of Italian culture. Slightly disillusioned.

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30. Inigo Montoya

Movie or TV Show: Princess BrideOlympic Qualifications: Repetitive. Someone foolishly killed his father; they should prepare to die.
20th Century Fox

Movie or TV Show: Princess Bride

Olympic Qualifications: Repetitive. Someone foolishly killed his father; they should prepare to die.

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31. Ron Burgundy

Movie or TV Show: Anchorman: The Legend of Ron BurgundyOlympic Qualifications: I don’t know if you heard him counting, but he can do over a thousand curls.
DreamWorks

Movie or TV Show: Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

Olympic Qualifications: I don’t know if you heard him counting, but he can do over a thousand curls.

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32. Jake Fischer

Movie or TV Show: The GuardianOlympic Qualifications: Former all-state swimmer. Owns every single record at United States Coast Guard's Aviation Survival Technician program.
Buena Vista Pictures

Movie or TV Show: The Guardian

Olympic Qualifications: Former all-state swimmer. Owns every single record at United States Coast Guard's Aviation Survival Technician program.

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33. Maggie Fitzgerald

Movie or TV Show: Million Dollar BabyOlympic Qualifications: Top junior welterweight contender. Strong-willed.
Warner Bros. Pictures

Movie or TV Show: Million Dollar Baby

Olympic Qualifications: Top junior welterweight contender. Strong-willed.

34. Adonis Johnson

Movie or TV Show: CreedOlympic Qualifications: Famous father. Strong desire to prove himself. Talented, but hasn't reached his potential. Trained in Philadelpia by some guy who speaks funny.
Universal Pictures

Movie or TV Show: Creed

Olympic Qualifications: Famous father. Strong desire to prove himself. Talented, but hasn't reached his potential. Trained in Philadelpia by some guy who speaks funny.

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35. Happy Gilmore

Movie or TV Show: Happy GilmoreOlympic Qualifications: Failed hockey player who discovered golf. Longest hitter on tour by a mile. Still developing a short game. Mentally unstable. Tried to stab someone with an ice skate. Killed an alligator.
Universal Pictures

Movie or TV Show: Happy Gilmore

Olympic Qualifications: Failed hockey player who discovered golf. Longest hitter on tour by a mile. Still developing a short game. Mentally unstable. Tried to stab someone with an ice skate. Killed an alligator.

36. Roy "Tin Cup" McAvoy

Movie or TV Show: Tin CupOlympic Qualifications: Once qualified for the U.S. Open with just a 7-iron. Stubborn, yet immensely talented. Has a habit of losing his cool on the course. Record-holder for lowest round at a major with a 62.
Warner Bros.

Movie or TV Show: Tin Cup

Olympic Qualifications: Once qualified for the U.S. Open with just a 7-iron. Stubborn, yet immensely talented. Has a habit of losing his cool on the course. Record-holder for lowest round at a major with a 62.

37. Shooter McGavin

Movie or TV Show: Happy GilmoreOlympic Qualifications: Best player on the tour. Complete piece of shit. Continually thinks it's "Shooter's turn." That's the kind of blind confidence you need in an Olympian.
Universal Pictures

Movie or TV Show: Happy Gilmore

Olympic Qualifications: Best player on the tour. Complete piece of shit. Continually thinks it's "Shooter's turn." That's the kind of blind confidence you need in an Olympian.

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38. Henry Thomas

Movie or TV Show: E.T.Olympic Qualification: Can fly on a bike — literally.
Universal Pictures

Movie or TV Show: E.T.

Olympic Qualification: Can fly on a bike — literally.

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39. Purple Cobras

Movie or TV Show: Dodgeball: A True Underdog StoryOlympic Qualifications: Okay, they lost the dodgeball championship in 2004, but let's be real: They were still the better team. Loaded with talent and athleticism. Possible users of performance-enhancing drugs. Questionable leadership.
20th Century Fox

Movie or TV Show: Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story

Olympic Qualifications: Okay, they lost the dodgeball championship in 2004, but let's be real: They were still the better team. Loaded with talent and athleticism. Possible users of performance-enhancing drugs. Questionable leadership.

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40. Serena van der Woodsen & Blair Waldorf

Movie or TV Show: Gossip GirlOlympic Qualifications: Um, they're literally the only two fictional field hockey players I could find. Fight too much on the field. Control issues. Play to win.
Warner Brothers Television

Movie or TV Show: Gossip Girl

Olympic Qualifications: Um, they're literally the only two fictional field hockey players I could find. Fight too much on the field. Control issues. Play to win.

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41. Benny "The Jet" Rodriguez

Movie or TV Show: The SandlotOlympic Qualifications: He pickled the Beast and won. Enough said.
20th Century Fox

Movie or TV Show: The Sandlot

Olympic Qualifications: He pickled the Beast and won. Enough said.

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42. Eric Taylor and Tim Riggins

Movie or TV Show: Friday Night LightsOlympic Qualifications: Inspiring speeches. Boundless loyalty. Great hair. Clear eyes. Full hearts. Can't lose.
NBCU Television

Movie or TV Show: Friday Night Lights

Olympic Qualifications: Inspiring speeches. Boundless loyalty. Great hair. Clear eyes. Full hearts. Can't lose.

43. Forrest Gump

Movie or TV Show: Forrest GumpOlympic Qualifications: Member of the U.S. Army table tennis team in World War II. Faced China on during a goodwill tour. Keeps his eye on the ball.
Paramount Pictures

Movie or TV Show: Forrest Gump

Olympic Qualifications: Member of the U.S. Army table tennis team in World War II. Faced China on during a goodwill tour. Keeps his eye on the ball.

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