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This outrageous mark-up on chalk at a college bookstore:
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These frightening feet on a flight:
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This quality craftsmanship:
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The term, "it's dry heat":
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These simultaneously ripe, and unripe bananas:
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This Starbucks brand "can" of baked beans:
10.
The alignment of this shirt:
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This expert parking job:
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When this happens to every binder:
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These Google Maps directions:
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This lounging frequent flyer:
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This abomination of a track:
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These kind of reviews:
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And the goddamn Mona Lisa: