Skip To Content

    Even Further Proof Canadians Confuse Every Sport With Hockey

    Golf isn't a contact sport? Yeah, okay.

    This is what golf looks like in the United States...

    Darren Carroll / Getty

    You whack a tiny white ball into a hole with a metal stick.

    It's good ol' classy fun the whole family can enjoy.

    This is golf in Canada, where it's basically hockey with no pads...

    Now, listen to the punch to get the full effect.

    View this video on YouTube

    The punch heard 'round the Great White North occurred at Elk Point Golf and Country Club in Alberta, Canada. In typical Canadian fashion, he apologized immediately after sending his victim straight to Saskatchewan.