It may surprise you to hear this, but drinking in excess usually results in poor life choices — such as racing your friend on the sidewalk.
You may be asking yourself, "What's so wrong with pretending to be Walter Payton while running on a full tank of Miller Light?" Well, after swilling light beer for eight hours, your balance becomes surprisingly impaired.
Also, street signs seem to pop up out of freakin' nowhere.
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h/t: Tom Ley at Deadspin