1.
When the AC breaks in the minivan and you say "I can fix it":
2.
When you wanna repurpose your old PC:
4.
When your Eagle Scout training finally comes in handy:
5.
When you decide that you don't need a ladder:
6.
When you know the big fishes hang out 15 feet off the shore:
7.
When you Pinterest yourself a salad spoon:
9.
When you don't want anyone pooping in the basement:
10.
When your headlight is broken, but you can't afford another ticket:
11.
When you wanna be safe, but can't find a switchplate for three switches:
12.
When you've got a hankering for chili, but the stove doesn't work:
13.
When you want sick rims for your whip, but can't afford the price tag:
14.
When some hooligan steals your hood ornament and you don't want people to forget you're classy:
15.
When you wanna support the team at all times:
16.
When you need to get to work and your car isn't starting:
17.
When you can't find the perfect nightstand at the flea market:
18.
When the tailgate falls off your pickup:
19.
When you decide to make your own crosswalk:
20.
When the TV works just fine with exception of the power button:
21.
When you're having guests and the door knob breaks:
22.
And when you don't want any more kids, but you don't trust doctors.
