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Definitive Proof That Andrea Pirlo's Hair Is God's Defining Achievement

Those who don't believe in a higher power have never seen the Azzurri star's locks.

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Meet Andrea Pirlo, the key to Italy's World Cup hopes...

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And reigning world champion in awesome fuckin' hair.

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From a young age the world knew the Italian midfielder was something special...

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Blessed with a gift that no average man possesses...

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Andrea Pirlo was blessed with first class tresses of brown gold sent from the heavens.

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The kind of hair that magically looks this flawless in the rain.

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The kind of hair that follows him around the pitch like a lion's mane...

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And NEVER gets in his eyes.

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The kind of hair that looks impossibly perfect after long flights...

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And effortlessly cool after long bus rides.

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"Who me?"

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Yeah, you...

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Pirlo's hair oozes more sex appeal than a Fellini movie...

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And yet it remains humble...

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Because little kids grow up wanting to BE that hair...

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Teammates like Mario Balotelli toss coins in the Trevi wishing for Pirlo's luscious brown locks.

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Popes even turn green with envy when they encounter Pirlo's hair in all its majesty.

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To touch Pirlo's hair is to touch the heavens itself.

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But with great hair comes even greater responsibility...

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An obligation to look and act fuckin' awesome at all times...

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A duty to grow a beard so beautiful that it's almost hard to look at.

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Pirlo's hair inspires...

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It shines gloriously in the midday sun...

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It floats around the pitch, seemingly disregarding gravity's laws...

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It's surpasses the beauty of the Italian Renaissance on a bad day...

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It is in one word: PERFECTION.

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Oh yeah, he's not too shabby at football either...

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