America's greatest achievement — Costco — has given the world a lot...
From barrels of Jack Daniels...
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To decade-long supplies of condoms...
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And enough pie to feed Rhode Island.
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But there's one thing that trumps all the beautiful gifts it has blessed our world with...
...a symbol of hope, happiness, and limitless possibility.
THIS GIGANTIC FUCKING TEDDY BEAR!!
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Yes, that's right, Costco sells a 93-inch stuffed bear.
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That's almost 8 FEET TALL!!!
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It's so big you need a forklift to move it!
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It symbolizes true love...
Get me a Costco Stuffed Bear so I know it's real.
Someone please buy me a giant costco bear and I'll love you forever 💞💖🐻
And romance...
seven foot costco bear and chill ?
It could solve all your problems.
I think if I got a big giant bear from costco all my life problems would go away 😂🐻💕
Basically it's exactly what people need in their lives right now...
I just really want a giant stuffed teddy bear from Costco
If I could have any 3 things right now: a gallon of cookie dough, a gallon of milk, and a 93 inch stuffed bear from Costco. #dreams
But I'd also settle for the Costco bear or a life-size cut out of Drake. 😂
It's your navigator for road trips...
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Your wacky BFF...
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Your snuggle buddy...
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Your babysitter...
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Or just a pal to watch TV with.
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It gives you life, no matter how big...
Biggest bear ever! #bear #bearlove #costco #socal #california #baja #tijuana #teddybear #teddy #ted #hug
Or small you are!
I want a giant Costco teddy bear so freaking bad.
It's basically the most adorable thing that has ever existed on planet Earth, and everyone needs to know about it.
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