A surprising amount of people are genuinely upset over the fact that Tim Tebow is currently without a job. This large contingent apparently even includes actor, martial arts master and walking urban legend Chuck Norris. This week Walker, Texas Ranger himself wrote a column endorsing Tebow on NewsBusters.org.
If you care about that sort of thing, you’re encouraged to read his entire screed, but if you want a few laughs here are the highlights:
BREAKING: Chuck Norris’s column of support netted Tebow a job!
- Donald Trump said that his comments about Sweden were referring to a Fox News segment, not an actual incident in the country 🇸🇪🙃
- The CEO of Uber is investigating sexism and sexual harassment claims after a former employee said her reports were ignored.
- Geologists say they've discovered an eighth continent beneath New Zealand. "Zealandia" is 94% submerged underwater 🔎🌍
- The US ambassador to Somalia gave the country's new president a "Make Somalia Great Again" hat and the exchange was ~confusing~.