A surprising amount of people are genuinely upset over the fact that Tim Tebow is currently without a job. This large contingent apparently even includes actor, martial arts master and walking urban legend Chuck Norris. This week Walker, Texas Ranger himself wrote a column endorsing Tebow on NewsBusters.org.
If you care about that sort of thing, you’re encouraged to read his entire screed, but if you want a few laughs here are the highlights:
BREAKING: Chuck Norris’s column of support netted Tebow a job!
- The man suspected of shooting and killing five people in a Washington mall is now in custody, officials said.
- Charlotte police have released video of Keith Lamont Scott's shooting and photos of a gun they say he had loaded.
- Kim Kardashian said she is voting for Hillary Clinton after being quoted saying she was "on the fence."