Buzz·Posted on Feb 7, 2016We Got Drunk And Made Ourselves Super Bowl TrophiesNot everyone will win a trophy this Sunday, but you can certainly make one.by Matt Kiebus, Chelsea Marshall, Kevin Smith, Jon PremoschFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink Jenny Chang / BuzzFeed In case you need further instruction, this is how it happens: View this video on YouTube youtube.com / Via youtu.be Now here are the results from all the contestants we had: "The Mountain" Jon Premosch / BuzzFeed Pro: Nice concept.Con: Mountains don't look like this.Chelsea, the creator's note: THIS WAS a cowboy on top of a mountain but the cowboy is facing away, showing his booty. He is shy but he is strong. "Shattered Dreams" Jon Premosch / BuzzFeed Pro: Nice use of feathers, balloon has not popped.Con: Tape leaves something to be desired. "Nice" Jon Premosch / BuzzFeed Pro: Very tall, has good values.Con: Could be used as a weapon. "The Iron Claw" Jon Premosch / BuzzFeed Pro: This is really beautiful, nice use of glitter, paint, sharp things.Con: Almost...too beautiful. "Beaker from The Muppets" Jon Premosch / BuzzFeed Pro: Adorable, nice use of colors and sand. Con: "OMG" pingpong ball was not provided on the table originally. "Lame As Fuck" Jon Premosch / BuzzFeed Pro: Nice use of gold. Good juxtaposition with the base, really captures the "high-low" aspect of the Super Bowl.Con: Needs better self-esteem. "Completely Giving Up" Jon Premosch / BuzzFeed Pro: Beautiful tie-dye, great use of glitter.Con: BEER IS NOT FINISHED. "Cake" Jon Premosch / BuzzFeed Pro: Butt euphemism will always be a pro. Con: No cons, this trophy is beautiful. "The Heirloom" Jon Premosch / BuzzFeed Pro: Very sturdy, could give this to grandkids as an heirloom.Con: Balloon is very agressive. "Rad Cowboy" Jon Premosch / BuzzFeed Pro: Simple, elegant. Says what he means, means what he says. Con: Only one beer was used. "The Only Thing That Remotely Resembles A Trophy" Jon Premosch / BuzzFeed Pro: This looks like a trophy.Con: It's still just a beer trophy.