1. Andre Agassi

2. Shaquille O'Neal

3. Miguel Cabrera

4. Stone Cold Steve Austin

5. Trevor Hoffman

6. Brett Fucking Favre

7. John Cena

8. Michael Jordan

9. Josh Harrelson a.k.a. "Jorts" Harrellson

10. Al Iafrate

11. Brett Hart

12. Patrick Marleau

13. Patrick Patterson

14. Gheorghe Muresan

15. Gareth Thomas

16 & 17. Rafa Marquez and Juan Pablo Angel

18. David Beckham

19. Chad Johnson

20. Sean Bradley with the Jonas Brothers

...and the greatest, jortsiest athlete of all:
21. Kenny Powers
