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    29 Honest Pieces Of Dating Advice From New Girl

    "The messy parts are the best parts."

    1. The most important thing is to be yourself.

    2. We all say the wrong things on dates...

    3. And we're all shallow to a certain degree.

    4. But it's import to try and not judge a book by its cover...

    5. Or by its micropenis.

    6. Don't be afraid to experiment.

    7. Be honest about your likes and dislikes.

    8. Remember you're not the only one who has a bi-weekly existential crisis.

    9. And it's OK to get too drunk and maybe too honest sometimes.

    10. It's OK to not have your shit together.

    11. It's OK to have trouble getting over things.

    12. But sometimes we all need to hear the truth — even when it hurts.

    13. But the most important thing is to never settle.

    14. And find the person you want to be selfless for.

    15. Even if it scares you.

    16. It's OK to dive head first.

    17. But sometimes no matter how much you care...

    18. It still won't work out.

    19. And sometimes it's not your fault.

    20. But you'll grow.

    21. And you'll recover.

    22. Because that's how life works.

    23. And friends and booze can always help dull the pain.

    24. Because everyone deserves to be truly happy.

    25. And guess what? It's god damn liberating to be single.

    26. Even when you get sick and tired of it.

    27. Because that's what this whole damn circus is all about.

    28. Finding the needle in the haystack.

    29. And you know what? One day it'll all work out, and you'll have one hell of a story.