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24 Reasons You Should Never Underestimate The Power Of A Fart

With great odor comes great responsibility.

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1. Because they have terrorized middle schools for centuries...

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2. And can be used as a weapon against your greatest enemies.

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3. Because farts creep up on you when you least expect it...

When you fart in the grocery store and wait for somebody to walk thru it

4. And they're always unpredictable.

When you're at a party and try to fart but a little bit of poop comes out but you have to keep your composure

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5. They can make you feel gooooood...

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6. And make you wanna projectile vomit.

7. They're unpredictable...

When you fart outside and it lingers anyway...

8. And stressful.

When you fart on the train and it felt loud but cant tell cause your music was on

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9. Farts can make you lose sleep...

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10. And give you a panic attack.

11. Farts don't care about bad timing...

When you think your fart doesn't smell but it does

12. Or where you are.

When you fart in the chipotle line and look to see whose suffering behind you

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14. And they never get old.

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15. Farts are never there for you when you need them...

When you try hard to fart but it seems so impossible.

16. And always there when you don't.

When you are in a car with a hot babe and you are holding in a hot fart

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17. Farts spice up any social situation...

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18. And plenty of nights sleep...

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19. And car rides...

When you fart in the car but it's too hot outside to roll the windows down

20. And elevator rides...

When you fart while alone in the elevator and a family gets in at the next floor...

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21. But they've never NOT giggle-worthy.

That moment when you drop off you're date and you've been holding in the fart for so long

22. And at the end of the day farts are a noise that comes out of your butt — and that's hilarious...

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23. Even when it results in violence — you still can't help but laugh.

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