Sports·Posted on Jul 31, 201224 Fictional Movie Characters With Undeniable Olympic PotentialAthletes in London are lucky they aren't competing against these big screen legends.by Matt KiebusBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink Rowing - Lucas McNamara - "The Skulls" Captain of the 4-time Ivy League Champion Yale crew team. Member of the Skull and Bones Society. Possesses the skills of a misspent youth. Sailing - Charlie St. Cloud - "Charlie St. Cloud" Recipient of a full scholarship to Stanford for sailing. Bad driver of automobiles. Shooting - Bob Lee Swagger - "Shooter" Retired US Marine Corps Force Recon Gunnery Sergeant and Scout Sniper. Can kill from over a mile away. Fueled by vengeance. Archery - Legolas - "The Lord of the Rings" Elf warrior who enjoys killing Orcs with his dwarf buddy, Gimli. Over 2000 years old. Judo - Barry Gabrewski - "Sidekicks" Wild imagination. Unhealthy obsession with Chuck Norris. Canoe/Kayaking - Cole (Extreme Sports Punk) - "Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle" Poster boy for Mountain Dew. Racist. Synchronized Swimming - Bushwood Country Club Caddies - "Caddyshack" Permitted to swim at the Bushwood Country Club pool one day per year, between 1:00 and 1:15 pm. Imagine what they could have done with more practice? Diving - Thornton Melon - "Back to School" Only known man to complete the 'Triple Lindy' and survive to tell the tale. Employed Kurt Vonnegut Jr. to write his English papers. 10,000 Meter - Paulie Bleeker - "Juno" Producer of strong sperm. Amateur acoustic guitar player. Gymnastics - Bernard 'Beanie' Campbell - "Old School" Owns six Speaker Cities. Worth $3.5 million that the government knows about. Taekwondo - Fred Simmons - "The Foot Fist Way" Fourth-degree black belt. Cuckold. Not Kenny Powers Javelin - Lamar Latrell - "Revenge of the Nerds" Distinguished member of the Lambda Lambda Lambda fraternity. Rapper. Hero. (Arm) Wrestling - Lincoln Hawk - "Over the Top" Truck driver. Absent father. Herculean forearms. Boxing - Jake Huard - "Annapolis" Who would dare punch that face! Tennis - Richie Tenenbaum - "The Royal Tenenbaums" Former tennis prodigy. Harbors inappropriate feelings for his sister. Table Tennis - Forrest Gump - "Forrest Gump" All-American football player. Congressional Medal of Honor winner. Shrimp boat captain. Mama's boy. Badminton - Darcy - "Something Borrowed" Flawless wine drinking technique. Loose morals. Salt N' Pepa fan. Rugby - Colin Sullivan - "The Departed" Dislikes the fire department. Trustworthy. Loyal. Football - Juan Morales - "The Big Green" Texas youth soccer superstar. Illegal alien. Friend of Steve Guttenberg. Basketball - Antoine Tyler - "The Sixth Man" Restless soul. NCAA champion. Minor injury problems. Volleyball - Pete 'Maverick' Mitchell - "Top Gun" Dangerous. Cycling - Dave Stoller - "Breaking Away" Admirer of Italian culture. Slightly disillusioned. Fencing - Inigo Montoya - "The Princess Bride" Repetitive. Someone foolishly killed his father, they should prepare to die. Weightlifting - Ron Burgundy - "Anchorman" I don't know if you heard him counting, but he can do over a thousand curls.