5. Whoever drives this truck.
6. This overly-trusting gazelle.
7. Barack “Chalk City” Obama.
FYI Chalk = Just picking all the top seeds.
11. Anyone ever viciously attacked by a tube television.
17. Anyone that calls themselves an “expert.”
23. Dick Vitale.
- Donald Trump is the last Republican standing. Ohio Gov. John Kasich has ended his presidential run 🇺🇸
- Spelman and Morehouse — elite, historically black U.S. colleges — have again been forced to address sexual violence after an alleged gang rape.
- Alberta, Canada, has declared a provincial state of emergency over a massive fire near Fort McMurray. The area is under mandatory evacuation.