1. Nick Saban.
2. A.J. McCarron.
He's come a long way since Saban slapped him on the ass like a misbehaving puppy during the SEC championship his freshman season. The Crimson Tibe QB has never been asked to do too much, as the team frequently relies on their elite defense. Now A.J. is trying to lead his team to the first 3-peat of the BCS era. He's frustrating because like every other Bama QB he's little more than a game manager. But when you think about it, why should you HATE a game manager who doesn't really do anything wrong?