2. He gets bored.
Okay, maybe bored is the wrong word, but Nick Saban certainly gets antsy. This is his seventh season as head coach of the Alabama Crimson Tide, which is already three years longer than any other tenure in his 41 year coaching career. Saban has been relatively impulsive when pursuing coaching jobs. Over the course of his career he has never hesitated to jump to new job. He's straight up lied to fans (see: Dolphins, Miami), but he hasn't hesitated to job to a new job. You know he's gotta be getting antsy right now.
3. He'll be able to help Texas finally secede.
6. Idiots like Harvey Updyke Jr.
7. Bevo > Big Al
Why is Alabama's mascot a elephant? Wait, don't tell me. I don't care.