11 Important Takeaways From The Mets' Awful Holiday Video

Ugh.

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1. Dressing up Matt Harvey in a Mets uniform right now is just cruel.

We aren't going to see our rocket-armed savior pitch again until 2015. So why the fuck are you making him dress in uniform to sing Christmas carols? A season without Matt Harvey does not make for a "happy holiday."

9. Ike Davis is not in the video.

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Why didn't they include the young Springsteen look-a-like in the video? Was he out of town? Or is Sandy Alderson in the process of sending him out of town? Does he hate spreading cheer?

10. No one can sing.