Response to Do You Actually Have Terrible Food Opinions?:
Where do I begin. I mean, obviously if the author thinks that cilantro tastes like soap, then there is something going on with their taste buds that is unfortunate and should be pitied. I also question the judgement of someone who prefers hamburgers but eschews mayo and tomato. What are you going to put on said hamburger? Just ketchup? Just order off of the children’s menu then, asshole. Finally, if you disagree with pineapple on your pizza, then you are obviously a member of ISIS and hate freedom. Buzzfeed, please fire this tastebud-deformed child terrorist immediately.
um.. HELLO? Jim Henson movies, anyone?? The Dark Crystal, Labyrinth, The Witches.. all blow this bullshit away. NOBODY did fucked-up children’s movies like The Henson. Respect. I have some vivid memories of watching the Dark Crystal in after school care. Hell, even Gmork from The Neverending Story (or hey, howabout the part where Atreyu’s HORSE DROWNS IN THE MUDPIT) is more hardcore than everything on this list put together.