Response to What Was Your Worst Cooking Fail?:
This photo doesn’t really do the disaster justice, but I was prepping to co-host for a bachelorette party and thought, “Hey, penis cake!” I kept checking on it in the mix’s estimated baking window, but nothing seemed to be happening. Finally, after about 40 minutes, I notice that the batter is flowing freely out of the pan and all over the otherwise pristine oven. Not only was I panicking that I was running out of time and supplies, but I figured that my anal-retentive roommate was going to freak on me if the oven looked like it had ever been used. I didn’t know what to do and so I simply sent this picture to the maid-of-honor with the caption, “The penis floweth over!” My baking disaster somehow seemed fitting for the occasion and shape of the attempted cake. Lesson learned: don’t fill any cake mold/pan to the top.
Why thank you Buzzfeed! Because I have always wanted a SUBTLE vulva and/or vagina masterpiece on display when my grandparents come to visit.
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