It Opens with Kate Upton Looking Sad
But then Her Friends Call Her and She Gets a Little Happier
And then She Does Her Catwalk to the Bar
And Gets Super Excited When Her Friends Show Up
But the Bartender Does Not Like Her
And When He Rings His Bell...
...Ring Girls Appear
So the Drinks Start Pouring
And Kate Upton Knows How to Take Shots Which Upsets the Bartender
So the Bartender Gets Creepy
And Kate Upton Keeps Drinking
And is Obviously Unimpressed
So the Bartender Throws an Umbrella in a Drink
And Blindfolds Himself
And Proves He's Creepier than we Thought
As Well as the Fact that He Likes to Throw Things...
Finally, it's Time for the Big Guns
And the Bartender Thinks He's Won...
...But Kate Upton is Flawless
Game, Set, Match
Kate Upton: 1,000,000
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