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1. "Take one step closer and I swear I'll rip these denim panties off"
2. "Momma told me to cover up, so I grabbed this black hat. "
3. "Bras are for prudes."
4. "I'm here to please you. I ain't here to tease you."
5. "My favorite song is Crash by Dave Matthews. It's so hot when he tells me to hike up my skirt a little more."
6. "I want you to teach me why they call this thing a romper."
7. "Feed me like Mickey feeds Kim in 9 and 1/2 weeks"
8. "I'm just a khaleesi standing in front of a dothraki asking him to..."
9. "Do these booty shorts make you as happy as they make me?"
10. "You know how the girl spider kills and eats the boy spider after they do it. I am that girl spider."
11. "sometimes I get so cold, I have to take my clothes off to get hot."
12. "If I were at the boom boom room the night of that Jay Z and Solange fight, I wouldn't have noticed because I would have been having sex with you in one of the bathrooms overlooking the city."
13. Nothing spells S E X like platforms and ankle tats.
14. "Hey, you're smart, why did all the girls laugh at me when I told them that I love this outfit because it's made of croquet"
15. "Hey Cowboy, put your gun down and let me show you my boob holster."
16. "This strap just won't stay up. Could you give me a hand?"
17. "I'm a teen runaway. Use your imagination."
18. Surfboard, surfboard, surfboard, surfboad...
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