No mention of Monty Python?!
I cried laughing.
Response to 21 Things Waiters Dread:
A gratuity is just that:agratuity. It is not mandatory, and ifIget crap service,Idon’t leaveatip, andIdon’t feel bad about it. I’m happy to pay 20%+ to my server, and they’ll continue to get that kind of tip, because ifIlike them that much, I’ll be coming back.
Take it up with the government if you don’t get an hourly wage, don’t blame the customer. If you’reagood employee, you’ll get your tips, otherwise, findanew restaurant/establishment or get out of the industry.