First of all, your restaurant portions are RIDICULOUS, you guys.
Do you know your nigiri from your onigiri?
Yup, this is the kind of parent I want to be.
There's a lot of Springfield in all of us.
What color is Jake from "Adventure Time" though??
If you're still eating applesauce and pudding cups, this is for you.
Put your relaysh to the test.
Don't be fooled!
Do you see what we see?
Would you rather wear the same thong for a month, or...
Can you name her favorite book?
Are you more of a peck or a French kiss?
It's like Toy Story meets Tim Burton but also Chucky.
Do you have Christmas lights up all year and polaroids hanging up all over your place?
Pack your bags!
Are you dating the one who's still hung up on his ex? Maybe the one who only calls you when he's drunk?
You aren't BFFs until you've exchanged toilet selfies!