Buzz·Posted on Apr 17, 201820 Toys So Horrifying That You'll Be Thankful You're No Longer A KidIt's like Toy Story meets Tim Burton but also Chucky.by Mireya GonzálezBuzzFeed Staff, Mexico FacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. Idk about you guys, but I'd be too scared to play this baby piano. Twitter: @Diegojejeje1 2. And I would absolutely NOT cuddle with this...stuffed nightmare. imgur.com No sir. 3. There's no way a rubber foot isn't creepy... Twitter: @_rwbbb 4. And no, this isn't a sex toy — it's for kids. Apparently. instagram.com 5. Meanwhile, I'm not sure what's freakier: this doll's open uterus, or its little white eyes. instagram.com 6. And yes, every kid has a horse phase — but I'm not sure about a man-pony phase. imgur.com 7. The bear-in-a-box thing could possibly be cute...but you lost us on the surprise pig. Twitter: @Kerzhakovista 8. And I'm not entirely comfortable about the shape of this bubble wand. imgur.com 9. Why carry a normal doll around when you could scare the bejeezies out of everyone with this one? imgur.com 10. Or just confuse everyone, with this one? Twitter: @hanne2013 11. Good luck explaining to your kiddos that, no, real babies don't come in a bottle. Twitter: @mauriciojsc 12. Meanwhile, this green goblin-type-thing is 1000% going to come alive at night, we're pretty sure. Twitter: @jonnoGT 13. Same with this weirdly demonic Snow White: Twitter: @BendeleMatt 14. What is this? instagram.com 15. And why does this one look high? Twitter: @SolePereyra 16. Is this supposed to be some kind of steal? instagram.com 17. And is this supposed to make me want to cry?? instagram.com 18. And why does this panda look more like a person disguised as a panda? imgur.com 19. And while this Barbie bust is a little too murder victim-y for us... Twitter: @VIPdePrivilege 20. It's this forever grumpy goober that really takes the cake: Twitter: @gramosdeflores Yeah, hard pass on this one, too. For more translated content and BuzzFeed International goodness, subscribe to Inter Webz: our new bi-weekly newsletter bringing you the best of the 'net from around the world. This post was translated from Spanish.