16 Gross Things That Only Best Friends Do

You aren't BFFs until you've exchanged toilet selfies!

1. Smelling each others' armpits to check if they stink...

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There's no one else you'd rather trust to tell you if you really **need** to shower.

2. Discussing your poop habits in great detail...

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If you can't tell your bestie about your best and worst dumps, then who **can** you tell?

3. Holding each others' hair when you're throwing up, of course...

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It's practically in the friendship contract.

4. And cleaning up each other's puke, while we're at it.

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Let's just say that you know your bestie inside & out.

5. Plus, popping hard-to-reach pimples for each other...

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That bacne won't take care of itself!

6. Recounting your sexual encounters to each other in graphic detail...

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They know your history down to all the dirty details.

7. Going to the bathroom in front of them...

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It's honestly a time-saving measure u kno.

8. Sharing your deodorant...

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And maybe a toothbrush, but that was just once and because it was an emergency, right?

9. Picking food out of each others' teeth...

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It's the greatest sign of love.

10. Sending them pics and selfies from the toilet...

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Since you're in the habit of checking in so regularly.

11. Picking each others' noses...

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Or at least, having them do a visual check on the bat cave situation.

12. And borrowing clothes and getting stains on them.

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Since you're at the point where you and your BFF's body odors have kind of merged, it's hard for you to remember which stains are new.

13. Don't forget getting — and satisfying — each others' random cravings for something greasy at all hours of the day.

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Followed by crashing on the couch together, with your pants unzipped.

14. And when you're sick, describing your symptoms in great detail to each other...

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Mucus has officially become another one of your shared interests.

15. Removing hairs you can't reach yourselves...

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Or pulling out your first gray ones!

16. And in general, sending pics of all aforementioned bodily functions and fluids, mostly out of sheer anatomical fascination.

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But also, out of friendship.

This post was translated from Spanish.