1. All you have to do is put on a little bit of lipstick and suddenly everybody and their mother are telling you how fancy you look.
2. In fact, the same thing happens when you wear a dress.
3. You have yet to master the skill of applying eyeliner.
4. This is you, trying to understand what kind of face shape you have.
5. You have two hairstyles: ponytail and down.
6. Walking in high heels is not your best talent.
7. You think that painting your nails is one of the most complicated things on the face of the Earth.
8. Dolls weren't exactly your favorite toys when you were growing up.
9. You only have one dress for formal events.
10. People quickly start to ask about your sexuality.
11. This is what your closet looks like:
12. These are the only pieces of "jewelry" that you have:
13. You really identify with Daria and Spinelli.
14. You never identified with the princesses.
15. The whole world wants to give you a makeover.
16. On occasion, the phrase "Excuse me, young man" has been directed towards you.
17. You admire all your friends who have a talent for putting on makeup like a boss.
18. But you also love being the "unfeminine" badass that you are.
This post was translated from Spanish.