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15 Pleasures You'll Only Recognize If You Live Alone

Going to the bathroom without closing the door? Eating straight from the pan? Yes, please! <3

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1. Looking for that leftover pizza you put in the fridge and ACTUALLY FINDING IT.

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When you live with other people, you have to defend your food as if you were an animal. When you live alone, however, you never have to label your leftovers or hide them behind some gross thing no one wants to eat in the back of the fridge.

2. Talking to yourself, out loud, for hours.

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You can act out confrontation scenes that will never happen, have a chat with yourself in front of the mirror, and even cry. Oh, and if you have a pet, you can have long conversations with it without being judged.

4. Going to the bathroom without closing the door.

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Out of all the glorious things you can experience when you live alone, this one is probably the most beautiful.

5. Walking around naked.

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Once you close your front door behind you, you forget all about those "rules of society" and carry on living out your life in your underwear (or your birthday suit).

9. Not having to worry about making noise.

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Either when you're having a moment of passion... or when you're crying in your room thinking you're going to die alone.

11. Taking long showers without somebody knocking.

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Also, being able to use the bathroom whenever you want, without having to hold it by the door because somebody has been taking a shower for the past two hours.

12. Getting drunk by yourself.

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You buy a bottle of wine "for the week," but you drink it all as soon as you get home from the store, and two hours later you´re telling yourself the entire truth.

14. Not having to wake up on a Sunday morning to music you hate.

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Because there's nothing worse than having to wake up to some cheesy, overplayed song when all you want to do was sleep.

This post was translated from Spanish.

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