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The one who said they didn't want anything serious, but was also possessive.

The one who'd get mad when you beat them at video games.

The one who'd get mad whenever you did something better than them.

The one who'd break up with you every other day.

The one who would hit on your friends.

The one who wanted to pick your outfit for you.

The one who said they liked you because you were "just like one of the boys."

The one who'd say their ex was "crazy."

The one who was cheesy in private, but super cold in front of their friends.

The narcissist who wouldn't stop talking about themselves.

The one who'd always "forget their wallet" so you'd have to pay.

The one who suddenly stopped returning your texts and vanished.

The one who pretended to be a feminist just to score.

The one you dated for over a year, but who never wanted to talk about having a serious relationship.

The one who'd get mad if you posted a pic with them.

The one who'd pretend to be looking for something serious just to get laid.

The one who'd turn off their phone without replying to your messages after reading them.

The one who'd only call you when they were drunk.

The one who'd give you the same nickname as other people they were dating.

The one who wanted to school you on music, movies, and literature, as if you knew nothing.

The one who'd always order for you at the restaurant.

The one who was still obsessed with their ex.

The one who was super mean to your friends.

The one who only wanted to see you in private and never did anything in public.

The one who you'd run into on the street and they'd pretend not to see you.

The one who'd judge your sex life.

The one who'd text you all the time and go crazy if you didn't answer right away.

The one who'd ask why you were listed as "active" in a chat if you didn't want to talk to them.

The one who'd show up "by coincidence" at the places you frequented, to keep an eye on you.

The one who tried to befriend your friends to get intel on you.

The one who added your family on social media without knowing them.

The one who'd justify themselves by saying "I told you I was an idiot" whenever he screwed up.

The one who always prevented you from meeting their friends.

The one who told you that they were in an open relationship, but it turned out their partner wasn't aware of that.

The one who wouldn't stop talking about how successful they were in their field.

The one you sent a friend request on Facebook that they never accepted.

The one who said men and women can't be friends.

The one who'd run away anytime you showed your feelings.

The one who pretended to be friendly and kind and was actually super toxic.

The one who'd ask you not to wear so much makeup because they liked the "natural you" better.

The one who'd ask you to wear more makeup.

The one who'd always come up with thousands of excuses to not wear a condom.

The one who'd get mad if you didn't want to have sex.

The one who went through your phone.

The one who'd insist you send nudes, even though you'd already said no.

The one who'd tell your friends about the things you both did in private.

The one who you had sex with, but never asked you what you liked.

The one who'd compare you to their ex.

The one who'd swear they weren't homophobic or racist, but made "jokes" about the LGBT community and other races.

The one who didn't even know how to do the dishes because their mom did everything for them.

The one who vanished from your life, but kept stalking you on social media.

The one who never trusted you to go out on your own.

The one who has horrible to waiters/waitresses.

The one who was part of a group chat where they'd share NSFW pics.

The one who'd make fun of your taste in music.

The one who kept saying you'd look better if you lost weight.

The one who'd post really awkward comments in your pics to mark their territory.

The one who'd get mad at you if you posted sexy pics.

The one who never wanted anything serious but got mad once you started seeing someone else.

The one who was horrible to you and, once you got a makeover, was sorry and wanted you back.

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