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14 Of The More Unfortunate Christmas Decorations That Are Actually Out There In This World

Something's not right here.

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1. This half-ornament, half-mannequin situation:

Pretty sure I've seen one of these in a nightmare before.
Twitter: @vanegarciap

Pretty sure I've seen one of these in a nightmare before.

2. This cell phone ornament:

You know, just in case you forgot what the real guiding light of your life is...
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You know, just in case you forgot what the real guiding light of your life is...

3. This chamber pot wreath:

Seems...unnecessary.
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Seems...unnecessary.

4. This kinda horrifying snowman:

Um please don't come alive.
Twitter: @coachTcubed

Um please don't come alive.

5. This hangable piece of shit:

With, lol, a light dusting of snow because #holidays.
Twitter: @CrapPresents

With, lol, a light dusting of snow because #holidays.

6. This slightly discomfiting hand tree:

It's a little too serial-killer chic, no?
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It's a little too serial-killer chic, no?

7. And this macabre tree topper:

Unless you're Tim Burton, no thanks.
Twitter: @kellytaylor85

Unless you're Tim Burton, no thanks.

8. This Santa Claus who is definitely NOT allowed to slide down my chimney this year:

It's something in those cold, dead eyes.
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It's something in those cold, dead eyes.

9. This uncomfortably personified tree:

Why does it have a face?????
Twitter: @3dollargogurt

Why does it have a face?????

10. This Santa Lucia candleholder that wasn't completely thought out:

Gotta account for those candle drips, yo.
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Gotta account for those candle drips, yo.

11. This kinda mangy Santa head:

Does anyone else see dirty ramen here? Anyone?
Twitter: @MHarrisEditor

Does anyone else see dirty ramen here? Anyone?

12. This light-up caroler who will haunt your dreams:

Forget sugarplums. I'm getting visions of this thing coming alive to kill me.
Twitter: @SarahSantanaaaa

Forget sugarplums. I'm getting visions of this thing coming alive to kill me.

13. These, lol, streetlights:

Oh god.

14. And finally, these renditions of Mr. and Mrs. Claus that can never been unseen.

That's it; Christmas is canceled, everyone. We overdid it.
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That's it; Christmas is canceled, everyone. We overdid it.

This post was translated from Spanish.

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