1. This half-ornament, half-mannequin situation:

2. This cell phone ornament:

3. This chamber pot wreath:

4. This kinda horrifying snowman:

5. This hangable piece of shit:

6. This slightly discomfiting hand tree:

7. And this macabre tree topper:

8. This Santa Claus who is definitely NOT allowed to slide down my chimney this year:

9. This uncomfortably personified tree:

10. This Santa Lucia candleholder that wasn't completely thought out:

11. This kinda mangy Santa head:

12. This light-up caroler who will haunt your dreams:

13. These, lol, streetlights:

14. And finally, these renditions of Mr. and Mrs. Claus that can never been unseen.

This post was translated from Spanish.