Buzz·Posted on Dec 14, 201714 Of The More Unfortunate Christmas Decorations That Are Actually Out There In This WorldSomething's not right here.by Mireya GonzálezBuzzFeed Staff, Mexico FacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. This half-ornament, half-mannequin situation: Twitter: @vanegarciap Pretty sure I've seen one of these in a nightmare before. 2. This cell phone ornament: imgur.com You know, just in case you forgot what the real guiding light of your life is... 3. This chamber pot wreath: nursebuff.com Seems...unnecessary. 4. This kinda horrifying snowman: Twitter: @coachTcubed Um please don't come alive. 5. This hangable piece of shit: Twitter: @CrapPresents With, lol, a light dusting of snow because #holidays. 6. This slightly discomfiting hand tree: pinterest.cl It's a little too serial-killer chic, no? 7. And this macabre tree topper: Twitter: @kellytaylor85 Unless you're Tim Burton, no thanks. 8. This Santa Claus who is definitely NOT allowed to slide down my chimney this year: instagram.com It's something in those cold, dead eyes. 9. This uncomfortably personified tree: Twitter: @3dollargogurt Why does it have a face????? 10. This Santa Lucia candleholder that wasn't completely thought out: imgur.com Gotta account for those candle drips, yo. 11. This kinda mangy Santa head: Twitter: @MHarrisEditor Does anyone else see dirty ramen here? Anyone? 12. This light-up caroler who will haunt your dreams: Twitter: @SarahSantanaaaa Forget sugarplums. I'm getting visions of this thing coming alive to kill me. 13. These, lol, streetlights: Twitter: @invisibleman_17 Oh god. 14. And finally, these renditions of Mr. and Mrs. Claus that can never been unseen. pinterest.nz That's it; Christmas is canceled, everyone. We overdid it. This post was translated from Spanish.