18 Seriously Disgusting British Desserts That Need To Be Stopped

    A spotted dick should be avoided at all times.

    1. Spotted dick.

    2. Jam roly-poly.

    3. Eton mess.

    4. Banoffee pie.

    5. Semolina pudding.

    6. Lardy cake.

    7. Trifle.

    8. Christmas pudding.

    9. Christmas cake.

    10. Eccles cakes.

    11. Syllabub.

    12. Bread and butter pudding.

    13. Rice pudding.

    14. Carrot cake.

    15. Madeira cake.

    16. Sussex pond pudding.

    17. Wet Nelly.

    18. Clootie dumpling.

    And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why we need GBBO so badly.