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    15 Comically Awful Christmas Pickup Lines To Get You In The Holiday Spirit


    1. Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

    2. Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas this year.

    3. What do you say we make this a not-so-silent night?

    4. Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.

    5. I've checked it twice, and it seems like you're on my naughty list.

    6. Call me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me.

    7. Let’s get out of here and explore the North Pole. I’m a rebel without a Claus.

    8. I’m like a Christmas present — you’ll love waking up to me in the morning.

    9. Kiss me if I’m wrong, but it’s about to be 2011, right?

    10. Good tidings aren’t the only thing I can give you.

    11. Excuse me, can you tell me where the closest mistletoe is?

    12. I must be a snowflake, cause I've fallen for you!

    13. Let's save Santa the trip and be naughty together.

    14. Are you looking for a tree topper? Because I’ve been told I’m a star on top.

    15. Who needs sugarplums? I've already got visions of you dancing in my head.