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    15 Comically Awful Christmas Pickup Lines To Get You In The Holiday Spirit


    1. Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

    New Line Cinema

    Had to get that one out of the way.

    2. Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas this year.

    The Island Def Jam Music Group

    3. What do you say we make this a not-so-silent night?

    Warner Bros.

    4. Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.


    5. I've checked it twice, and it seems like you're on my naughty list.

    Republic / Universal

    6. Call me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me.

    7. Let’s get out of here and explore the North Pole. I’m a rebel without a Claus.

    Columbia / Sony

    8. I’m like a Christmas present — you’ll love waking up to me in the morning.

    9. Kiss me if I’m wrong, but it’s about to be 2011, right?

    New Line Cinema

    10. Good tidings aren’t the only thing I can give you.


    11. Excuse me, can you tell me where the closest mistletoe is?


    Silly me, it's right here!

    12. I must be a snowflake, cause I've fallen for you!

    Dimension Films

    13. Let's save Santa the trip and be naughty together.

    20th Century Fox

    Seems like Santa is otherwise occupied.

    14. Are you looking for a tree topper? Because I’ve been told I’m a star on top.


    15. Who needs sugarplums? I've already got visions of you dancing in my head.