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Me, being a lesbian, had never seen a penis at the time. I was tipsy and having a threesome with my girlfriend at the time and a male friend of ours. Not knowing what to do with it, I quoted a line from Spongebob and said "FIRMLY GRASP IT" and then I did exactly that. Cut to 4 years…Â
Obviously this was a while ago (note the iPhone 3 layout and 3G symbol in the corner lol) so I don't remember the context of this message which makes it even more funny ? I never have the heart to get rid of it, it's been with me through 4 phones now!
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