1. You could have talked to this bad boy.
2. Or chatted about squirrel cream.
3. You could have had this exchange with your mother.
4. And this one.
5. ...Or this one.
6. You could have chatted about how things were going swimmingly.
7. And trolled people. All the trolling you could have done.
8. Seriously.
9. Late night texting is great.
10. Heck yes.
11. Capture the night.
12. But remember, watch out for that autocorrect.
