1.
The second the great doors slide open, you're immediately hit with a chilling breeze...
2.
It doesn't even take a full minute for you to realize you're venturing into unknown territory.
3.
You discover a whole world of healthy food you never knew existed until this day.
4.
Everyone in the store looks like a supermodel and you start to feel overwhelmingly insecure.
5.
You look around and notice you're the only person not wearing yoga pants.
6.
You become paranoid people will find out that you totally don't belong here.
7.
You barely recognize half the fancy plants in the fruits and veggies section.
8.
You start to question why you've never tried okra and why you live such an uncultured life.
9.
And why everything in this store is so damn expensive.
10.
You wonder if everyone at Whole Foods is fit because they can't afford to buy a full meal here.
11.
You realize you probably have an incredibly unhealthy diet in comparison.
12.
You put a bunch of multi-vitamin packs in your cart to save face.
13.
You text your mother to let her know you love her in case you don't make it out alive.
14.
A salesperson is handing out juice cleanse samples and you awkwardly chug five to make yourself feel better.
15.
Is probiotic coconut water a necessary purchase? Probably yes. For your health. Since you're dying.
16.
You see more samples and inhale a handful because they're free and you're emotional.
17.
You learn that kombucha is all the rage and feel so out of the loop.
18.
You put more than you can afford in your cart so you try to add everything up before you check out.
19.
But you're totally holding up the line so you surrender.
20.
The parking lot is a war zone and you barely make it to your car alive.
21.
But when you finally reach safety, you're oddly thankful for the experience.
And who knows, you might even go back one day.
