1. First things first, you're brutally honest.
2. Socializing is the bane of your existence.
3. You tend to offend people.
4. You roll your eyes more than you breathe.
5. Making friends is not your number one priority.
6. When people actually dare to befriend you:
7. You're fluent in sign language.
8. You do NOT share anything.
9. Muttering insults under your breath is your specialty.
10. You weren't nostalgic at all at graduation.
11. You report edited selfies on Instagram as inappropriate.
12. When you see an ugly outfit, you tell it how it is.
13. You throw so much shade, bitches take their sunglasses off.
14. There's nothing like some peace and quiet away from humanity.
15. When you actually try to tolerate talking to other humans you immediately regret it.
16. Going on a date with you is like an American Idol audition.
17. You go through your yearbook like:
18. If there's anyone you can relate to it's your haters.
19. You've heard this one before.
20. An apology from you is about as believable as flying pigs.
21. When people annoy you, you're sure to dismiss them.
22. And most importantly, you regret nothing.
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