1. You give everyone you meet a naughty nickname.
2. You live to make people feel uncomfortable.
3. Your vocabulary choices are... questionable.
4. In fact, you have quite a way with words.
5. You love a good sexual innuendo.
6. You cannot grasp the concept of discretion.
7. You ask life's most probing questions, including:
8. Your advice is always brutally honest.
9. You throw around curse words like it's your job.
10. You're pretty much an expert sexter, because most words that come out of your mouth are dirty or inappropriate, anyway.
11. You've given certain body parts fun nicknames.
12. You take the "penis" game to an entirely new level.
13. You're very honest when calling in sick to work.
14. Your friends can't take you anywhere without fearing you may embarrass them.
15. You shamelessly overshare.
16. You provide incredibly graphic relationship advice.
17. When your friends tell you to behave yourself, you tend to brush them off.
18. You're kind of gross in general.
19. And NO ONE is safe from your foul mouth.
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